Posts Tagged ‘delusional’

But of course! Lindsay Lohan is about just as likely to take accountability for her actions as she is likely to end up in the courtroom! Now that news has surfaced of the hard-pAArtying former actress’ apparent missing court-mandated therapy sessions when she slithered off to Paris last month for whatever reason she had, she’s now telling anyone who will listen that she in fact, spoke to her shrink over the phone during that time instead! Furthermore, she obviously and diligently cleared the two-week trip with her probation officer, under the guise of some mysterious modeling job, and that both them and the therapist gave approval for her to complete the sessions under those terms , and she did, twice, in two 45 minute sessions! Well, isn’t that convenient? We suppose we’ll see soon enough whether or not this is actually what went down, but let’s face it, who knows at this point anymore? [ Image via WENN .]

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Lindsay Lohan’s Latest Excuses For Effing Up Her Probation Terms!

Good lord, we just can’t get rid of them, can we? Just look at what you’ve spawned, Kim Zolciak ! For shame! LOLz! The Real Housewives of DC ’s official White House gatecrasher, Michaele Salahi , has an addition to her long list of pathological lies accomplishments - she’s apparently a singer, and is prepping the iTunes release of her first single, Bump It , which debuts tomorrow! Check out a clip of the track (below)! Yes, she claims that the voice on that track belongs to her! She also claims that she decided to pursue a career in music because Oprah Winfrey told her to while the pair chased sunshine and kittens through the imaginary fields of Virginia Wine Country together backstage during the inauguration of President Barack Obama ! Well, if The Big O says so, gurl! LOLz! Enjoy…or something! [ Image via WENN .]

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It Never Ends! Michaele Salahi To Release Her Own Single!

But this time, we’re sure he’s innocent.

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Becks Caught In Second Affair Scandal, This Time With Posh’s Pal!

Congrats Leo! Good job shedding yourself of craziness in your life, one insane woman at a time! The temporary restraining order that Leonardo DiCaprio had been granted against Livia Bistriceanu has been changed to a permanent restraining order . Assuming she abides by the order, Leo will no longer have to deal with the woman who claims she’s his wife and is carrying his baby. Here’s Leo’s statement against her that helped award him the restraining order: “Without a restraining order, I fear that there will not be sufficient law enforcement mechanisms to keep Ms.

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Victory! Leo Granted Permanent Restraining Order!

You’re just delaying the inevitable, honey! Lindsay LOLhan is all ROFLMAO about that whole pesky jail thing, thinking that she can work the legal system by appealing her 90-day jail sentence. However sources say that this will only buy her some time, about 6 months to a year, since she WILL have to eventually serve her time

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Lindsay Refuses To Go To Jail!

Poor, delusional, cracked out Lindsanity LOLhan . May we remind you of the story of poor Elizabeth Berkley Jessie Spano and Showgirls : just because something sounds really edgy and sexually explicit on page, does not mean it’s going to win you an Oscar! Some little sneak leaked the screenplay to the hard-pAArtying wacktress’ latest film, Inferno , and although we already knew it was going to be pretty heinous shiz - it is of course, about the star of Deep Throat Linda Lovelace - the text goes above and BEYOND what we could ever have imagined! In fact, we may be treading into Showgirls caliber crazy, folks! The story chronicles the violent abuse Linda suffered as a child at the hands of her mother, who burns her with a cigarette lighter and beats the hell out of her. When she marries her husband/manager Chuck , it only worsens - to the point where he’s FINGERING her while forcing her to insult herself

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WTF? All The Gory Details Of Lindsanity’s New Porn Star Movie HERE!

Life is so hard for Lindsanity LOLhan . The wacktress is once again living in her imaginary sunshine unicorn world of delusion , where she of course, is ‘fiiiiiine’ - despite, you know, ignores the terms of her probation and sets off her SCRAM bracelet by magically getting alcohol in her system! She says: “Enough is enough. People should just leave me alone and let me live

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Leave Lindsanity Alone, She Says!

Life is so hard for Lindsanity LOLhan .

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Leave Lindsanity Alone, She Says!

Oh, Heidi Montag . What a poor thing

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Heidi Montag Is Clearly Unwell, Claims She’s Happy Despite Having No Friends

We hate to say it, but this denial is worse than ANYTHING that awful, famewhoring Michael Lohan is doing! Dina Lohan is once again blabbing to the press about how fine her mess of a daughter, Lindsanity , is, and we can’t even laugh at how delusional she is. Says Dina of Lindsanity: “They scared the hell out of my girls. Ali called me hysterically crying

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Orange Oprah Still In Massive Denial