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Oh man! If this were anyone else we’d call bull shiz! But it’s Joan Rivers , and we don’t doubt it for a second! On the comedienne’s show, Joan & Melissa : Joan Knows Best , she was featured receiving some plastic surgery procedures, and during the recovery period, decided to indulge in some legal California medicinal marijuana to deal with the pain! Well, if that isn’t AMAZING enough in itself, she revealed that this was the first time she’d gotten baked since she used to enjoy it with none other than Betty White - which was back in the “dark ages!” She reveals: “She was some slut then.” “On the first episode of our reality show, I get some plastic surgery.

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Joan Rivers And Betty White Used To Get STONED Together!

Who wears short shorts?! Zac Efron ! (Though, if you ask us, they could be a tad shorter!) Over the weekend, Zefron was spotted filming his new movie Paper Boy alongside Nicole Kidman . The days shoot was spent poolside, which we’re not complaining about as Zac emerged from the set wearing those teasing water trunks and a tank that reveals almost all the best parts of him. Yes, we want to run our fingers all over his arms until he’s raw, but we’ve also got a soft spot for his delicious abs! Mmm! His abs! So rock hard and perfectly sculpted and …

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Hello Zefron’s Biceps!

You saw it on the Golden Globes, now harken back to the days of Morgan Freeman on The Electric Company! Before he became Nelson Mandela, God and other iconic characters, Freeman was teaching kids and taking baths in caskets! The actor sings a tune as Count Dracula in his casket/bathtub. We’d learn a lot from Morgan Freeman back then! Check out the video above to learn about the letter C! And here’s another video of Morgan Freeman on TEC!!!

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Vintage Morgan Freeman As Count Dracula!

And maybe one day, his face will grace the wall of Sardi’s alongside them! When Nick Jonas made the official announcement that he would be joining the production of How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying last year, everyone knew it would going to be a perfect fit.

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Nick Jonas Reflects On The J. Pierrepont Finch’s That Have Come Before Him

At least they’re putting their rectums to good use! Ha! Earlier this week, South Korean customs officials made the announcement that they’ve arrested eight men who schemed to smuggle gold out of the country…in their rectums! Apparently, the men were able to transform $260,000 worth of gold bars into “small beads” and they smuggled it all across the border TWICE in 2010, in an effort to avoid import taxes! Wow! We’re hearing that the men were caught by Japanese customs officials during their second job, but they were only given fines at the time. Now, South Korean officials have gathered evidence and they’ve gotten the smugglers to admit to their crimes

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Men Arrested In South Korea For Smuggling Gold…In Their Rectums!

With these two involved, we’d be pret-ty surprised if this movie isn’t REALLY funny! We’ve just learned Horrible Bosses director Seth Gordon is teaming up with actors Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy for his new comedy flick Identity Theft . As far as story is concerned, the premise revolves around a guy (Jason) whose identity is stolen by a woman (Melissa). Apparently, it was originally going to be two guys, but Jason was SO impressed with Melissa’s Bridesmaids performance, that he pushed for her to get the ID Thief role

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Jason Bateman And Melissa McCarthy Team Up For New Comedy Flick!

This is rather inneresting. According to a study done in the month of December, in one month alone, 182 million U.S. Internet users watched 43.5 billion videos

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Do You Know How Many Videos Your Eyeballs Absorb On The Internet? 23 Hours Worth!

Despite not winning the competition at all, another contestant from the first season of the X-Factor has signed onto LA Reid’s Epic record label! That contestant is the seriously talented Astro ! Kid needs an attitude adjustment, but beyond that, his skills are pretty incredible. So, let us just say that it really seems like the top 10 contestants need not be too sad if they don’t win, because they’ll get a deal anyway — even if it isn’t worth five million dollars! This is fab news for the young rapper … and for his fans! Are U looking forward to an Astro album??

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More X-Factor Deals! Astro Signs With Epic Too!

Just because you were arrested TWICE outside of Madonna ’s home, and are clearly allegedly a creepy stalker, doesn’t mean that you have to take a plea deal. That’s exactly what Madonna’s stalker just did — and it was a deal that involved just a year in prison. His lawyer, Kevin Kitson , said this: “The New York City Police Department in this case was a servant of the private security of Madonna doing a celebrity’s bidding

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Madonna’s Stalker Turned Down His Plea Deal!

Such a bummer! Madonna ’s Golden Globe winning song Masterpiece is not eligible to be nominated for an Academy Award! Madge’s manager broke the news to her fans with a tweet reading: “Madonna’s Golden Globe award winning song ‘Masterpiece’ from W.E.

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Madonna’s Masterpiece Isn’t Eligible For An Oscar For Best Song